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[20 Oct 2005|10:13pm] |
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I hate words.
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| MAN TALK |
[16 Oct 2005|04:48am] |
The Predator stalks tonight.
BLARGLE BLARGLE...
Ahhhh, fuck. Whatever :]
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[12 Sep 2005|12:46am] |
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A man walked into a bar and then Gilbert Godfried jumped out of his asshole and yelled, "The Aristocrats!"
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[08 Sep 2005|12:49am] |
What.the.crap.
How come nobody ever told me Anger Management was absolutely hilarious? Jack Nicholson rules. But we've known this for hundreds of years.
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[07 Sep 2005|03:28am] |
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Sigur Ros - Glosoli |
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The new Sigur Ros will be my sleepy time music from now until all forevers.
Houses need more secret rooms. And tunnels.
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| Word up. |
[24 Aug 2005|11:58pm] |
This guy's a server at Macaroni Grill.
Me, I'm the guy.
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| An update: |
[19 Aug 2005|07:55am] |
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I think I'm dying.
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[25 Jun 2005|06:43pm] |
"A culture is only as great as its dreams, and its dreams are dreamed by artists,"
L. Ron Hubbard.
That guy's an idiot.
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[06 Jun 2005|08:41pm] |
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Coldplay - My Nigga's Be Lawyah's |
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I'm about to go watch The Sisterhood of Give Me Cancer. Wish me luck.
I just want to listen to Coldplay all the time.
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[06 Jun 2005|02:34am] |
I have the next two days off.
My mom doesn't sleep downstairs now. She's actually sleeping in the same room as my dad. It's INSANE. I was actually able to go downstairs and make something to eat, and watch tv. I didn't have to worry about getting yelled at for getting off work at midnight and making noise coming in the house. These people are confusing, but if they're working things out... woo!
Still so much vacation time. And I get another two weeks come october. I really want to hike down havasu canyon and go play in the waterfalls. This place I was looking at is a hike over 8 miles. Anyone that brave?
I want a horse.
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[04 Jun 2005|02:43pm] |
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Last night I was dreaming that my brother and I were hanging out and everyone spoke spanish. I tried to keep in the conversation but people were just talking too fast. So I started interjecting comments about Abre Los Ojos, constantly. It wasn't even relevant. People were getting confused and upset and I just kept saying, "bueno!"
I was also dreaming that everyone took a road trip in the bus. We stopped at some plaza where these guys were arguing and it was quickly becoming heated. One guy said, "I've known you ten minutes and you're already talking BUSINESS!" And pulled a gun. People started shooting all over, and then Ryan pulls out the biggest damn gun I've ever seen. Something Robocop would be proud of. He starts firing and laughing, and then Chris Lamb jumps out of the bus and joins in (no, you didn't have your AK). I ducked behind a wall and was kind of disappointed that we got ourselves into a gunfight.
Just about everyone was dead and Ryan had everyone else drop their guns and was collecting them to sell later when a cop pulls up. He says, "Okay, let's see those guns!" Ryan starts piling them up in front of him and Chris throws his down. I realized I was carrying one too and kinda just held it off to the side.
Well, the cop decides to just walk up and stare at me like I'm completely alien. Then Paige jumps out of the bus and starts saying something about pants and making fun of me. I really had no idea what the hell she was saying. I think it was just complete gibberish. Some odd smattering of words. I just got the definite impression that it was teasing. And I made a face. Then the cop started laughing and patted me on the back and everyone drove off.
Ended up passing by the biggest landfill ever. I was complaining about how I hate landfills and Chris was saying they were a great place to hide. We noticed that there were mobile homes in the landfill. So we ended up breaking in and taking one over. Paige complained that we shouldn't of broken in and should of just asked if we could take the home. I said that was stupid and brought something to her from the refridgerator. Probably some awesome landfill snack. Everyone was deciding where to drive next when I woke up.
Today's not a bad day. My dad brought home something for me to add to my room. I woke up at like 7:30 and he was doing yard work. Which is weird. His room is also clean, the whole house is actually. Divorce does strange things to a guy.
Here's some funny harry potter news.
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[03 Jun 2005|05:05pm] |
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My parents are getting divorced.
My dad keeps telling me I need to decide who I'm going to live with and what not.
I try not to think about it.
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[20 May 2005|12:40pm] |
I'm sure you've all been wondering what I've been up to lately. I decided that rather than waste my time typing out the story, I would make a short video to detail my adventures.
See for yourself.
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[13 May 2005|07:17am] |
I hope everyone is ready for MC Chris.
Oh yeah, happy birthday Josh! ;)
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[13 May 2005|12:45am] |
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Yeah, the OC was amazing and all. But did everyone catch the NEW COLDPLAY SONG at the end? It was called Fix You. And it was beautiful.
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[09 May 2005|03:48pm] |
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Reply with your name and I'll tell you something I adore about you. Afterwards, copy and paste this into your own journal.
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| Happy Birthday Pal |
[05 May 2005|06:22pm] |
Noah Parks
The new Starting Line cd is on purevolume, if anyone cares. There's some really good tracks. Some weak ones. The World is great.
You know, I understand some people have to vent. But incessantly complaining, and feeling you have to be at odds with life to be living, is just ridiculous shit. Go sit in a room, shut your mouth, and chill the fuck out. Seriously people.
Fuck.
"For many people their life drama is the basis of their identity. Their aim in life is to gain recognition for the suffering that they have endured. This is a very human and legitimate need. The problem is that recognising the suffering does not cure it. On the contrary.
The knowledge that it gets you attention and compassion from others gives the suffering additional value. It becomes a tool for gaining affection. The suffering is thereby strengthened, and it becomes even more difficult to free yourself from its grip."
There's also the opposite extreme. People that try to hard too appear happy. We know how that turns out. Just the swing of a pendulum. People become slaves to their own emotions.
Anyways, today I got in trouble with my mom. And then my dad tried to get on to me. Because I've been working out with Ryan and he's not allowed over here because people in this house are ridiculous. They can't handle problems so when they do find some potential conflict they go all in and make a fantastic mess of shit.
They recently just got into a big argument with my brothers girlfriends mom. And my mom yelled at my brothers girlfriend. People need to learn tact.
I find I'm in a better mood when I keep busy. What is it they say about idle hands? Something about making bombs I think. And rape. Definitely rape.
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